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Thursday, July 12, 2007

IT Happened

Today, I filled up Bailey's little pool and let him play in it while our front yard was shady. Because we all know that I'm a cheapskate, I haven't invested in Little Swimmers or the like this year. I also have no intention of taking him to a public pool because that's just not my idea of fun! So when Bailey plays in our little pool, I just put his swimming trunks on him without a diaper (do you see where this is going?) When Bailey got tired of hanging out in the pool, he walked ever so slowly across the grass, because he had taken his Joey Maness hand me down Blue's Clues water shoes off and he's deathly afraid of getting a sticker in his foot, so that he could run across the hot sidewalk to go get "ma tru" from behind the house. So he pushed around his truck barefoot and diaperless for a little while. Jake got home early and was pushing his stolen lawnmower over the grass and we heard IT! The splat of 2 year old poop running down Bailey's leg and hitting the sidewalk. The look on Bailey's face was priceless! I could hardly control my laughter. I made him walk across the grass again - I wasn't picking him up! - so that I could strip off his shorts right there in the front yard and spray him off with the water hose. My next challenge was getting him to put a diaper and clean shorts on because the little streaker was perfectly content bearing his birthday suit while continuing to push his lawnmower or truck around our front yard. Now I'm thinking of capitalizing on today's poop situation and starting the whole potty training process. I'll let you know how that goes or doesn't go!

7 comments:

Chris Whisonant said...

Please do let us know how that comes out... :)

That's hilarious!!! Great way to start the day after going to the DMV.

AMANDA said...

How funny!! Our funniest poop moment was when Grace pooped in the tub while she and Jonathon were bathing. He tried to climb the walls! I was laughing so hard at him I couldn't do anything!

Jen Dub-ya said...

Loooooove it! LOL. Giggling, snort, giggle.

Jed said...

I wish I could have been there!!!

Cindy said...

That is hilarious!! Love it love it. Josh likes to streak too :-)

ashleydod said...

So how did the potty training go...or not go? I made my first craigslist sale yesterday. woo hoo!

Peggy said...

Too funny! Sky pooped while we were at the playground one day. I made him walk home dirty and the turds were falling out as we walked! I didn't clean it up either! That was the last and only time he did that.

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